sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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