Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
