How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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