just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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