Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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