i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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