Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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