You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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