i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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