i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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