You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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