I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
