So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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