I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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