what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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