Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the room spins SO much faster in panama
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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