Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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