If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
