Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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