there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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