Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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