I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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