It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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