just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Is it penis luge time yet?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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