Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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