i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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