I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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