this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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