i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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