and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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