I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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