So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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