addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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