Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
