If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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