When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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