I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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