I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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