I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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