I could have mohawked her pubes.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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