We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
True strength comes from lack of pants
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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