So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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