how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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