I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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