Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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