just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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