I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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