I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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