What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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