Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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