he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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